Although guidelines from the Canadian government deterred the use of ear candles;
"The practice of ear candling has recently become popular as an alternative therapy. Some promoters say it is an ancient treatment that can cure a number of medical problems. Don't listen: ear candling is dangerous, and has no proven medical benefit"
it didn't stop us from setting our ear (candles) alight.
|Holland and Barrett's finest|
|C'mon baby light my fire.|
|You fo' real?|
|Bitch, this came out your ear.|
|"Has it worked yet or am I on fire? Samantha, ANSWER ME!"|
I can confirm that although we didn't believe that our candle endeavour would actually clear our ears out, it was a lovely waste of an evening and detracted from the sibling hangover and subsequent Dominoes that we indulged in. Overall success?